What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

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-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

Dr No

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What’s the best way to get over someone you love?

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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